150 LB Lap Dog
150 LB Lap Dog
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He doesn't know he's 150 pounds. And at this point, neither do you.
If your Great Dane has ever lowered all 150 majestic pounds onto your lap like a fragile teacup pup — quietly cutting off the circulation to both legs while you whisper "good boy" and slowly lose all feeling below the waist — congratulations. This shirt was made for you.
The 150 LB Lap Dog tee is for anyone who owns a dog the size of a small horse that is fully, unshakeably convinced it is a lap dog.
Soft 100% cotton that survives couch cuddles, drool, and daily wear. A print that holds up wash after wash (unlike your personal space). 11 colours, XS–5XL, true to size — grab your usual.
Great for yourself, or for the Dane parent in your life who hasn't sat alone since 2019.
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