Shipping policy

Shipping & Delivery

Free Shipping:
Orders over $[75] ship free! 🐾 (Because you're already spending enough to feed a dog the size of a small pony)

Order Processing:
Orders are typically processed within [2-5] business days after purchase. Processing times may be longer during peak seasons—patience is a virtue, just ask anyone who's tried to train a Dane. 🐕

Shipping & Delivery:
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes [3-7] business days depending on your location and the shipping method you selected at checkout.

Track Your Order:
You'll receive tracking information via email once your order ships—so you can watch your package move faster than a Great Dane charging the door at the sound of the doorbell.

Secure Checkout:
All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout system. Your info is safer than a bone buried in the backyard. 🦴

Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather, or other factors beyond our control (much like getting a Dane off the couch).